Wednesday, June 3, 2009

peterquixote's latest film 'Obsession' see it



click here for peterquixote's great film

obesession

and other short films



Sunday, April 26, 2009

peter quixote is brilliance as follows

press on the film you want to see,
then press pause so the film can load up,

while waiting,check my photos below
then press play again my films are good,
but I receive no credit from the director,

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

short films

place cursor on widget picture, to go to short films

Saturday, April 11, 2009

KEY NZ Govt to last ten years or more

click here to read why Labour is fucked


Friday, April 10, 2009

Morocco


MOROCCO part 1 from peterquixote on Vimeo.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Morocco part 2


MOROCCO part 2 from paul scott on Vimeo.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

G,Man calls the Australian bushfire arsonist a scapegoat, and so do i,

peterquixote said...
thats right dude Australia got to keep the currency and hope up , like its 47 degrees in the shade and the wind howling with natures fires but so lets whip some poor niiger what looked up internet boys and ..the truth is as you suggest dude, australia salinating land and burning but hush..

Tim Selwyn calls an ex Cop a Killer


The Waitara shooting , rot in hell Abbott


https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12465152&postID=8417517226997339296&isPopup=true

peterquixote said...
dudes, lets get back to fundamentals. What would you think of a person raving and threatening and with the ferocious new age weaponry of a golf club.You would think well I won't get too close and soon as possible things will cool down, and I will just get some people to help out soon , and with all this cop equipment here, like phones and that other cop with me sitting beside the car over there, maybe I will ring people, and get help here soon, and hope this dude doessn't break to many more windows,Abbot is a moron cop and a killer pure and simple ,

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Why rail in Auckland is a dumb idea
Submitted by Whaleoil



When is someone in government going to get it through their thick skulls that rail in Auckland will NEVER work, EVER.


peterquixote

You think Auckland rail is dumb dude. thats nothing, down here in Christchurch our Mayor says we can introduce "light" rail to get to Rangiora and Kaiapoi, and back. . Now I hardly want to say this but the total population of Rangiora is about 12,000, and same with Kaiapoi.Never mind the numbers dude, it gets worser when you consider that there is no natural corridor in Christchurch.Parker he says we use that old Tranz rail, I mean kiwi rail track, and like they can drop off somewhere down in Hornby or tower junction and then catch them buses which our friends in the Regional Council; have ready, and then after that, well you get your umbrella out and keep walking, apparently the whole journey will only take about two and a half hours each way, and if you remember where your wife and family lives when you get to Kaiapoi, [and God forbid a wife and family in Kaiapoi ], well you can turn right around and start your way back to work.

Dave Farrar loses his identity


» from Farrar post

Aaarrggh


A few weeks ago I left my Blackberry on a bus and it was never handed in. So I had to get a new one. When I reported the fact it was gone to the Police, they asked me if I had password protected it, and I had to admit I had not, as it is such a pain to stick in passwords all the time when I use it so much.
But I figured they had a point so a few days ago I stuck a password onto it. And all working okay. If left unattended for half an hour it would prompt for the password, and I enter it and all okay.
But then today I went to synchronise it with my laptop. And both the Blackberry and laptop asked for a password. The Blackberry accepted it, but the laptop did not. I tried it four times and it just would not be accepted.
Knowing bad things happen if you try for a fifth time, I disconnected the Blackberry from the laptop. But then the Blackberry still demanded a password. Not wanting to risk it, I turned it off. Turn back on and it still asks for the password and warns it is on attempt five of five, and will wipe the Blackberry if unsucessful.
Rather than risk that I remove the battery and then stick it back a few minutes later. Damn - again it says it is on go 5 of five and warns the password is needed and if incorrect it will format the Blackberry and delete all data.
So very carefully I enter the password. I am 100% sure it is the password. But somehow it now thinks something else is the password and the neighbours hear my screams of rage as the Blackberry comes up with 5% deleted and happily carries on.
I now have a Blackberry which needs me to reformat everything from scratch. Seriously not happy.
UPDATE: Fuck fuck fuck fuck. The stupid fucking thing has managed to delete my entire Outlook address book. Every phone number and e-mail address has been deleted. This is highly unamusing.I want a gun and someone to aim it at.
If you are someone whom I normally phone, send me a text with your name so I can start the painful job of rebuilding the directory. I do have a backup but it is not that up to date. Also an e-mail could be useful too.Tags:
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peterquixote (163) 0 0 Says: March 17th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
I feel like sending Farrar some cake and scones to help deal with all this.Until now I assumed he was a genius at everything and nothing could ever go wrong in his life.Passwords are a curse completely, and I threaten computer technicians, you put a password on that thing and I won’t be back, and being a moron of course I would be happy if anyone was intersested enough to tap into my work.I have three external hard drives for back up of films and I trust not one of them, or Windows, or Vista,or Computers in any form,so I have another three in the garage and recycle them every few months,Wouldn’t it be good if farrar’s old Blackberry turned up, but alas it was sold down the road for a joint,

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Cactus Kate needs help with her washing machine .

Whale Oil

leads us to some photographs of Pauline Hansen.

She looks pretty good most of the time.

3 Snappy Retorts

  1. MP Kennedy Graham

  1. Sweet jesus, kennedy graham is the most affected and pompous MP in the house.
  2. This is your school teacher MP, He can tell you everything you need to know and what to do about it Most pompous MP since Keith Holyoak.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Quixote in Mongolia 2009

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Spain

Friday, January 23, 2009

Quixote in Plaza Mayor

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Spain

I have been in Spain, recently, searching for my greatest grandfather,
and he does exist they said , but only as Statue in the Spanish Square.
This was a disappointment to me of course so I didn't believe it , and by luck I just happened to catch a photo of Don on his horse leaving Mayor Plaza Madrid, but some people say the photograph is a fake .
Things have changed since Cervantes 16th and early 17th century of course. since then the inquisition is gone, Napoleon came and went also the civil war crucified the nation,
Franco came along as dictator and stayed till he died in the seventies, then back to a parliament and King again, and now they they have become a tourist country.
The main thing is to eat a lot of ham, meat, cheese and fish starting at lunch time with drinks and continuing through the day , well I wasn't so sure the Spaniards really liked us, but who would like endless buses of relatively old tourists

Honestly the country side in Castille where Quixote hung out is quite boring. There are three hundred million olive trees there.

Portugal was more fun, if you think of going to Spain, include Portugal.

below there are some films I helped work on

Monday, October 27, 2008

the end of Helengrand




Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Apathy dudes sitting around



New Zealand apathy dudes from peter quixote on Vimeo.


to start Press the PLAY arrow then then PAUSE :
Best to wait for several minutes for upload, which is visible on screen.


http://www.vimeo.com/1320508

Monday, May 19, 2008

Kettle man and little black sambo

video

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Penelope

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Penelope Courtesan back from Australia



Film below 'Penelope Courtesan in pink'
One minute plays soft sex advert
Press PLAY the PAUSE and let film load for half a minute
then back to play.



Penelope Courtesan in pink from peter quixote on Vimeo.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Penlope in pink

video

Friday, April 25, 2008

the VC of Internet .... Medallion of Quixote

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Medallion of Quixote to Jeanette Fitzsimmons.

Jeanette’s credentials for the Spanish Gold span over some years, the specific commendations are : Tenacity and Courage

Until now I have been unable to recognise Jeanette because the rednecks would not allow me to award the medallion to anyone in the Green party.However common sense has finally prevailed and I do hereby award Jeanette the medal.

The medallion will have the effect of imparting even greater Courage and Strength to the awardee.

Medallion of Quixote to Tumeke’s Pictorialist

Tumeke’s graphic artist and Pictorialist is the best .... Some of the pictures are frightening, some are funny but always they have tremendous wallop. It is with pleasure that we award the Spanish Gold for this [ to me ] unknown genius.

Specific commendation is Savagery and Perspicacity.

Perspicacity is a new word we found in the dictionary last night ... The medallion will impart strength, and clarity more to the Artists work.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

the VC of Internet the Medallion of Quixote MQ






Partisans should be aware that Medallion of Quixote [ MQ] imparts strength and courage to the winner. Just as Napoelon Buonaparte's [ Corsican name] soldiers who had won the Legion d' Honeur were courageous and tended to survive .

There are only six recipients world wide and they are as follows:

Jeanette Fitzsimmons for Tenacity and Courage awarded [25 April 08] Continuous and forthright work as an Environmentalist even though I am not sure about any of it


Tumeke's Pictorialist for perspicacity and savagery [ 25 april 08 ] getting the message across especially because some of us can not read very well

David Farrar for COURAGE and ABILITY awarded MQ [august 07] for submitting to the NZ Government that it deserved to be overthrown, and that there was no such thing as Sedentary Conspicuous


Rodney Hide [for COURAGE in an impossible position] MQ and bar [ 2005 elections]

Tim Selwyn [ for OPTIMISM] for attempting to take the entire foreshore from NZ government single handedly ] MQ

Ilew [ HEROISM] who thought he could make Wellington weather sunny MQ
http://sunnyo.blogspot.com/


Sunday, April 6, 2008

child of the world



Friday, April 4, 2008